How to Make the Best Barbecue Ribs Ever

After years of studying at the feet of the masters, testing, tasting, and judging at barbecue competitions, I've learned the recipe for the most Amazing Ribs you have ever tasted, better than any you can get at a restaurant, and I'll share it with you. Hint: If you boil them, the terrorists win.

Intro

Now imagine your tribe, your family and friends, moaning in ecstacy and praising your name in your own back yard. You can make it happen if you follow my step by step guide below. With this recipe you will make ribs better than any you have ever tasted in a restaurant and good enough to bring home a trophy in a cookoff (in fact, several readers have written to me that they have done exactly that with this recipe). I share this with you after years of studying at the feet of the masters, judging at barbecue competitions including the Jack Daniel's World Championship, and sucking on a lot of bones.

What are "Last Meal Ribs"?

That's the name Doug and Trudy Calvin of Palm Springs, CA gave this recipe. He wrote "My Girlfriend called the ribs I fixed for her yesterday by following your recipe 'Last Meal Ribs'. For her last meal on the planet she made me promise to fix the same ribs."

They're the ribs that win championships with a melange of strong flavors: Spice rub, hardwood smoke, tangy sweet-tart sauce, all underpinned by the distinct flavor of pork. They are juicy and tender and they tug cleanly off the bone. There may be a few more steps in this process than you like, but it's not hard and we're talking competition grade meat here. We're talking Southern ribs, a style created by African slaves and as uniquely American as their other great contributions to our culture: Jazz and the blues.

If you boil ribs the terrorists win

A lot of folks like to boil ribs. Don't do it! When you boil meat and bones, you make soup. That's because water is a solvent, it pulls much of the flavor out of the meat, and it can make the meat mushy. Boil them too much and the water can even dry them out by causing the proteins to contract and squeeze the moisture out of the muscle fibers. You wouldn't boil a steak would you?

Recipe for Meathead's "Last Meal Ribs"

Serves. 2 adults.

Preparation time. 20 minutes to skin 'n' trim and rub. Overnight "marinating" with the dry rub is optional.

Cooking time. We will be cooking low and slow, so allow 5 hours for St. Louis Cut ribs and 3 hours for baby backs.

Hardware

1 grill with a cover. You can use a dedicated smoker or any charcoal grill or gas grill as long as it has a cover. A tight fitting cover with adjustable vents like those on the Weber Kettle is best.

1 (18 pound) bag of charcoal for charcoal grills or smokers. You won't use all that charcoal, but because you will need more on cold, windy, or wet days than on sunny and warm days, have a full bag on hand. Hardwood lump is best, but regular briquets will do fine. Absolutely do not use the instant igniting stuff that has solvent in it. Chimney starters (shown at right) are by far the best way to start charcoal, especially for long slow cooking where the smell of the solvent in charcoal starter fluid can ruin the taste of the meat.

1 tank of propane for gas cookers. You won't need it all, but, until you get the hang of this technique, don't risk running out by starting with a partial tank.

8 ounces by weight of hardwood chunks, chips, or pellets. It doesn't matter how many slabs you are cooking, 8 ounces should be enough. I prefer chunks of apple, oak, or hickory for pork. Never use any kind of pine unless you want meat that tastes like turpentine. Never use construction lumber because it is often treated with poisonous chemicals to discourage rot and termites. You do not need to soak the wood. Wood does not absorb much water. That's why they make boats with it.

1 pair of long handled tongs

1 sauce brush, preferably one of those newfangled silicon jobs

12 feet of heavy duty aluminum foil, not the lightweight stuff

1 good instant read thermometer, preferably digital

1 six pack of beer (for the cook, not the meat)

1 lawn chair

1 good book and plenty of tunes to taste

Software

1 slab of fresh St. Louis Cut (SLC) ribs. That's 1/2 slab per adult. If you use baby backs get a whole slab per person. You may have leftovers, but what's wrong with that? SLCs are the meatiest and most flavorful ribs. They are spare ribs with the tips removed so they form a nice rectangular rack. You can use baby back ribs if you prefer. They are smaller and cook faster. Country ribs come from the shoulder and are not really ribs, so don't use them for this recipe. Get fresh, not frozen meat if possible. Fresh meat has the best pork flavor and the most moisture. Ever notice the pink liquid when you defrost meat? You can't get that back into the meat, so buy fresh meat whenever possible. And don't buy meat that says "enhanced" or "basted". It has 10-15% salt water added. While you're at it, ask the butcher to remove the membrane on the back side.

3 tablespoons cooking oil

4 tablespoons of Meathead's Magic Dust or a similar spice rub

1 cup apple juice

1 cup of barbecue sauce

Do this

1) Rinse. Rinse the ribs in cool water to remove any bone bits from the butchering and any bacterial film that grew in the package (don't worry, cooking will sterilize the meat). Pat dry with paper towels.

3) Rub. Coat the meat with a thin layer of cooking oil. Sprinkle enough Meathead's Magic Dust to coat all surfaces but not so much that the meat doesn't show through. That is about 2 tablespoons per side depending on the size of the slab. Many of the herbs and spices in the rub are oil soluble, so the cooking oil will help them penetrate a little better. Spread the Magic Dust on the meat and rub it in. Wash your hands. Wrap the meat in half the foil and let it sit in the fridge for at least 4 hours on a platter or pan to catch leaks. In addition to flavoring the meat, the salt in the rub pulls the juices to the surface and that will help form a crust during the cooking. If you don't have time to let the meat marinate in the dry rub, it's not the end of the world. Put on the oil and rub anyway and start cooking.

4) Setup for indirect 2-zone cooking. Setup your cooker for indirect cooking with two zones. That means that one side is hot and the other is not. If you have an offset firebox smoker, follow my instructions for offset smoker setup. If you have a bullet smoker like the Weber Smokey Mountain, read my instructions for bullet smoker setup. If you have a gas grill, use only one burner as described in my article gas grill setup. Put a disposable aluminum pan with water on top of the hot burner. Moisture and combustion gasses in a propane grill combine to create a seductive, baconlike flavor in the meat. If it has only one burner, put the water pan between the meat and the burner. If you have a charcoal grill, push the coals to one side as in the photo at right and as described in my article charcoal grill setup. You can use a water pan, but it is not necessary.

5) Adjust the temperature. Preheat your cooker to about 225F where the meat will go and try to keep it there throughout the cook. Adjust the air intake dampers at the bottom to control heat on charcoal grills. Intake dampers are more effective than exhaust dampers for controlling the temp because they reduce the supply of oxygen to the coals. Take your time getting the temp right. Cooking at 225F will allow the meat to roast low and slow, liquefying the collagen in connective tissues and melting fats without getting the proteins knotted in a bunch. It's a magic temp that creates silky texture, adds moisture, and keeps the meat tender. If you can't hit 225F, get as close as you can. Don't go under 200F and try not to go over 250F. Click here for more about meat science.

"Resist the temptation to add more wood. Nothing will ruin a meal faster than oversmoked meat."

6) Smoke. For charcoal or gas cookers, add 4 ounces of wood at this time. Put the wood right on top of the flame of a gas grill or on the hot coals. Resist the temptation to add more wood. Nothing will ruin a meal faster and waste money better than oversmoked meat. You can always add more the next time you cook, but you cannot take it away if you oversmoke.

7) Relax. Put the slabs in the cooker on the cooler side of the grill, meaty side up. Close the lid and go drink a beer and read a book.

8) More smoke. When the smo

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